Okay, so, I'm a total snot about intelligence. I am. I'm a prat, really. How many times a day do I say: did you know? No really, did you? I bet you didn't. Well, Thank God I Am Here, because now you know. So now, I'm trying to spare my friends and family from the constant nagging I do all day (but not at all succeeding because not 5 minutes ago I was watching a show about crocodiles and I turned to my dad and said did you know that. . .? And I never finished the question because my dad decided pretending to choke on his tuna was more important than finding out what it was that he probably didn't know but most certainly needed to).
Did you know. . . .
. . . American Crocodiles wear down their teeth so much and so often that they, in their life, go through 3000 teeth? Oh my god, the crocodile tooth-fairy is SO rich.
. . . Bolivia, a land-locked country, has a NAVY and this NAVY is harbored in Lake Titicaca (I shit you not, this is a real lake in a real country and it has a REAL navy)?
. . .no one really knows how the Oyster Cracker got it's name?
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