Rent the Runway, juice cleanses . . . wait, what??

Two things that are absolutely girly of me:

1)I'm starting a Juice Cleanse similar to the BluePrint Cleanse lauded by all celebrities except that I'll be making and/or buying all my own juices rather than having a company ship me my menu. I've already started by eliminating caffeine, albeit slowly, avoiding meat and eating more veggies. I'm only going to do it for 3 days, days during which I won't be working because I'm little worried that the all liquid diet will leave me a little weak-kneed.
I'm excited because I've been filling up on crap - working at a sausage restaurant will do that for you - and I've been feeling sick for awhile. Hopefully, I can stick with it.

2)OMG! I'm in LOVE with Rent the Runway. For serious, it's about the coolest thing I've ever heard of. Girls, you can get thousand dollar dresses for a simple rental fee of 100 dollars. You get the dress for 4 days, you can spill wine; stick the zipper; lose a jewel from the fabric - no harm, no foul! It's perfect for those weddings, high school reunions or meeting-the-parents situations where you want to look on-of-a-kind snazzy but don't or, these days, can't drop the cash. WELL worth signing up, even just to window shop all the gorgeous designs.

Check it out!




It's strange for me to find this inner-girl, but refreshing too. My inner mean-steak has been peaking a lot lately so I'm hoping the cleanse plus this opportunity to save money are going to help me calm down, and get nice again. Not that I was very nice to begin with, but you know. If wishes were kisses...

Day Seven: Did you know?

Okay, so, I'm a total snot about intelligence. I am. I'm a prat, really. How many times a day do I say: did you know? No really, did you? I bet you didn't. Well, Thank God I Am Here, because now you know. So now, I'm trying to spare my friends and family from the constant nagging I do all day (but not at all succeeding because not 5 minutes ago I was watching a show about crocodiles and I turned to my dad and said did you know that. . .? And I never finished the question because my dad decided pretending to choke on his tuna was more important than finding out what it was that he probably didn't know but most certainly needed to).

Did you know. . . .
. . . American Crocodiles wear down their teeth so much and so often that they, in their life, go through 3000 teeth? Oh my god, the crocodile tooth-fairy is SO rich.
. . . Bolivia, a land-locked country, has a NAVY and this NAVY is harbored in Lake Titicaca (I shit you not, this is a real lake in a real country and it has a REAL navy)?
. . .no one really knows how the Oyster Cracker got it's name?